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@ENTERTHEDRAGON

[ryuji]

Can I ask you like... a totally serious favor?

[chariotry]

Haven't I been doing you a lot of favours?

You're going to owe me.

[ryuji]

C'mon man, don't be like that. You know I'm good for pay backsies

[chariotry]

I wouldn't know because you've failed to return me any "favours".

[ryuji]

Are you the godfather or something?

[chariotry]

What?

i'm sorry he's such a dork

[ryuji]

I understand. You found paradise in America, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. You didn't need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: "Don Corleone, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder for money.

[chariotry]

What the hell are you talking about

[ryuji]

One of the best movies in the world ever made that we're so going to watch one day

[chariotry]

Is Brad Pitt in it?

[ryuji]

WAIT YOU KNOW WHO BRAD PITT IS???

Nah, dude this was way before his time.

Right, so godfather-san. Favor?

[chariotry]

Someone told me he played me in a movie. I'm interested in seeing it.


What do you want?

[ryuji]

Brad Pitt's kinda like... huge. He's played a ton of shit. He's a good actor though. Pulls off every goddamn role super well

Anyway, it's kinda dumb.

Don't laugh, aight?

I was hopin' you could like... guard the door of the shower room for 15 minutes.

It always feels so fuckin' awkward when someone comes in. Just once I wanna shower in peace.

[chariotry]

No. Learn to deal with it.

[ryuji]

Look dude, I got needs, ok?

1/2

[chariotry]

[chariotry]

Are you joking? I'm the great hero who outfought the armies of Troy and you expect me to guard the door while you play with yourself?

[ryuji]

Yeah so like can you guard a door or what

1/2

[chariotry]

WHY DON'T YOU INVITE ME TO HELP YOU AT LEAST

[chariotry]

I'm not sure why that sent in all capital letters.

[ryuji]

The BCE has a built in thirstometer or something

[chariotry]

[ You crazy kids and your memes. ]

The answer is no.

I got better things to do and you can't offer me anything worthwhile in return.

[ryuji]

Okay but counterpoint

How could I invite you in if you're supposed to be makin' sure no one comes in.

[chariotry]

Why do you need to do it in the shower?

[ryuji]

It's like... clean and warm and there's NO WAY IN HELL I'm doin' in front of a window in my room, so