Being coy, are you? You're so much cuter when you're bristling up like a cat. Don't call me a grandpa.
You can't. That's why they're called immortals. My mother is a goddess. Though she gave birth to be thousands of years ago, she's still alive today. She fights on the side of COST as well.
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have you never heard of bondage fetish?
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Bondage fetish? Explain.
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it's basically when you let someone tie you up and whip you until you blow your load
stuff like that
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What the hell does that have to do with me and Noctis?
I wouldn't tie him up and whip him.
How is that even pleasurable?
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fuck if i know
i don't get off on that sort of thing
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That's what you thought was going on between us all along?
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you're ancient
yeah sorry i guess
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The nature of our bond isn't inherently sexual anyway.
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don't tell me any more about inherently sexual bonds
i dont really understand anything about the magic or whatever
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I figured as much. You're a man of science, aren't you? Do you not believe in gods?
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do you think i look like a person who do?
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Do you realize that the ones we fight happen to be gods themselves? The Regency.
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are they? i thought they were just power hungry and fucked up
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Yes. Some fight on the side of the Regency while others fight with COST. It's not unheard of for gods to choose sides.
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they sound the same as everyone else, then.
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They are. They're selfish, greedy, and violent just like humanity is. The only difference is that they're immortal.
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im just trying to teach you to get with the times, grandpa. ease up a little.
can you kill gods?
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Don't call me a grandpa.
You can't. That's why they're called immortals.
My mother is a goddess. Though she gave birth to be thousands of years ago, she's still alive today. She fights on the side of COST as well.
DON'T FLIRT WITH HIM....................
if you rip them apart then they can't come back.
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See? [ POINT??? ]
I'd like to see you try to rip apart a god. If that day ever comes, I'll treat you to something good.
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fine. but i'll shoot you in the face if you call me that again.
we'll see.
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What sort of treats are you interested in? I know that you aren't impressed by fish. What about wine?
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don't care
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Fine. I'll surprise you. But only if that day comes.
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yeah whatever
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